{"id":2280,"date":"2017-07-22T14:28:51","date_gmt":"2017-07-22T14:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wandering-inn\/2017\/07\/22\/2-39\/"},"modified":"2025-12-24T00:56:44","modified_gmt":"2025-12-24T00:56:44","slug":"2-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wanderinginn.com\/2017\/07\/22\/2-39\/","title":{"rendered":"2.46"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sit on the ground and laugh. Hysterically. I thought I\u2019d never be hysterical, but now I guess I am.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s recap. I\u2019m sitting on the ground in the center of a cavern filled with magical treasures. The floor is smooth marble; magelight fills the room. Valuable treasures lie scattered around like afterthoughts, and a Dragon lies across one half of the cavern and eyes me uncertainly.<\/p>\n<p>In short, exactly how I imagined all of this going down. I think I have tears in my eyes, but I can\u2019t stop giggling like a loon to wipe them away.<\/p>\n<p>Erin\u2019s fine. Of course she\u2019s fine. Why wouldn\u2019t she be? I ran all this way, desperate, and she was fine the entire time. She\u2019s talking happily with Octavia in the image Teriarch shows me, and by the looks of it they\u2019re having a good time. Octavia seems animated, at least.<\/p>\n<p>She met <em>Octavia.<\/em> In Celum. I don\u2019t know how she got there, but Toren must have carried her that far. Somehow.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t matter. It really doesn\u2019t. Now that I know she\u2019s okay, it\u2019s like a cloud lifted from my mind. I can think clearly\u2014only to realize how stupid I\u2019ve been.<\/p>\n<p>Here be Dragons. Or at least, one. Teriarch. He stares at me with a perplexed expression on his huge face. It makes me laugh harder.<\/p>\n<p>How did it get like this?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHuman.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His deep voice is impossible to ignore, but even he has to raise it above my manic laughter. Teriarch frowns at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo. Ryoka Griffin, isn\u2019t it? Are you well?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m\u2014fine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not. All of a sudden the laughter wants to turn to tears, and I feel like throwing up.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve made such a mess of my life, haven\u2019t I? Just like the last world, I guess you can\u2019t let go of who you are even with a second chance.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m just a bit tired, now. But when I look up, even the bleakness of my heart is relieved.<\/p>\n<p>After all, I am staring at a Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>A Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>He lies in his cave, shining like living gold. His scales are brilliant, and they reflect fragments of light onto the walls every time he moves. He is a Dragon. Teriarch is a Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re<em> real.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He delicately clears his throat, and I scrub at my face. Okay, okay, I\u2019m okay. I can\u2019t waste this moment. Waste any more of this moment, that is.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSorry. I uh\u2014I\u2019m sorry about that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He waves a claw at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI shall pay it no mind. I am relieved that you are so\u2026lighthearted. I understand you were quite concerned for your friend.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Is a polite way of saying that he\u2019s glad I\u2019m not insane? For a second, I\u2019m tempted to play all of this off as some kind of mental disorder. I wonder how he\u2019d even deal with that?<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019d probably just heal me. Can he heal the mind with magic? What if you were born with chemical imbalances in your brain, for example? Would a [Restore] spell be useless in that case?<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s the quasi-scientist in me, asking all the questions. Teriarch is still staring at me, so I clear my throat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry about that. It\u2019s just been a rough couple of days.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI see. My condolences.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He coughs. I scuff at the marble tiles with my foot.<\/p>\n<p>Oh my god. Here I am, talking with a Dragon, and I\u2019m having problems carrying the conversation. And so is <em>he!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Remember, he\u2019s a normal person. Remember that. He\u2019s just a Dragon, an immortal being \u2013 not a mammal, not someone who grew up with any of my societal norms, moral standards, hell, we\u2019re not even the same gender\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, yeah, it\u2019s been tough.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Someone shoot me. But Teriarch just nods and casts his eye to the ceiling.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI did notice those pests following you about. They have a habit of ruining anyone\u2019s day for as long as they maintain interest.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPests? You mean the Frost Faeries?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. I was quite intrigued. How is it that <em>you<\/em> can see them? Their glamour is usually impenetrable to even the most accomplished mages, unless they know what to look for.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Um. That\u2019s a <em>really <\/em>good question. I was going to look into that, but I never got around to it. I hesitate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI honestly don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh. Of course. I see.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He gives me a dismissive look. And when a Dragon does it, you really feel <em>small*.<\/em> He scratches at his jaw. He was interested when I was telling him riddles, but I guess he still thinks I\u2019m an idiot.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>*<\/em>Seriously. He\u2019s about the size of a passenger airliner. Not a 747\u2014more like an Airbus A380. Hell, what would happen if he landed on one of them? He could take down planes just pushing them out of the sky.<\/p>\n<p>I grit my teeth, and moderate my tone. Okay, Dragon or not, I still don\u2019t like being underestimated.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was going to say, I\u2019m not sure, but I think it\u2019s probably because I come from another world. Something about the chemical balance in my head \u2013 or my diet and my origin from another planet \u2013 may help me pierce their illusion. It could be any number of factors.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Dragon pauses. He looks back at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell of course. Ah\u2026well, your origins might be one explanation, but faerie magic accounts for more than one world. There must be another reason; usually their magics are broken by satisfying some rule.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAny idea what that might be?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot as such. But I must congratulate you on your considered opinion. It is rare to meet a Human so\u2026thoughtful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou mean, it\u2019s nice not to meet an idiot. And that wasn\u2019t a \u2018considered opinion\u2019. That was a basic conclusion that took less effort to come up with than it took to say.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In the resulting silence I suck my lips in. Shit. I did it again.<\/p>\n<p>But instead of swallowing me in one gulp, Teriarch only stares at me. Then he nods.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIndeed. Well, I must apologize. It is rare for me to meet any mortal beings worthy of my time. Of course, the gap between our levels of understanding is such that these misunderstandings must inevitably occur.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Did I just get a <em>Dragon <\/em>to apologize to me? It was a backhanded apology, but\u2014I\u2019ll process that later. Right now, the intelligent part of my brain that seems to have been on vacation up till this point wakes up and taps my frontal lobe. I might have screwed up in coming here, and that riddle game, but I have an opportunity here, don\u2019t I?<\/p>\n<p>After all, I am talking to a Dragon. And suddenly, I\u2019ve got questions. Millions of questions.<\/p>\n<p>I cough delicately. Teriarch is just staring at me, frowning as if he\u2019s trying to work out what to do with me. Time to get on his good side, or at least, get some solid answers out of him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTeriarch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He looks down at me. I hesitate, and then bow stiffly. The Dragon looks nonplussed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you for helping me locate my friend, even though you were the one who won the game of riddles.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThink nothing of it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Dragon raises a claw and flicks it, almost like a Human would. He almost seems embarrassed\u2014but then he perks up.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, yes, I did win, didn\u2019t it? And now I will claim my prize. Tell me, Human. How <em>did<\/em> you evade my scrying for so long?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He bends his head down eagerly towards me, and I take a step back involuntarily. I\u2019d almost forgotten when I promised him. It seems too inconsequential, but\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy name. When you tried to scry me, you weren\u2019t using my proper name.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He frowns at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat should not be. I questioned you under a truth spell. It would have been impossible for you to lie about your name.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, but my name\u2014my true name <em>is<\/em> Ryoka Griffin. I didn\u2019t lie to you. But \u2018Ryoka\u2019 is only a translation. I was originally named in another language.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To my surprise, Teriarch looks offended by this revelation. He starts grumbling to himself as his head rises up.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s it? That hardly constitutes\u2014a minor technicality like that isn\u2019t part of\u2014inferior spell design. I should have used\u2026another language? But all peoples now speak\u2014ah. Of course. You are from another world, after all. I should have factored that into my calculations.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think of it\u2014Teriarch isn\u2019t even blinking over the revelation that I\u2019m from another world.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou knew who I was before this, didn\u2019t you? Lady Magnolia told you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch is still frowning at something in the air. He mutters to himself, and this time I don\u2019t understand the words at all. His eyes seem to shine with light that isn\u2019t there, and I feel the hairs on the back of my neck tingle. Is he trying to alter his spell? Or scry me?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow do you know her?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat is none of your business.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch looks at me dismissively. I twitch a bit at that. I <em>hate<\/em> it when people say stuff like that to me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh really? I\u2019d say scrying on me without my permission constitutes a violation of my privacy. And Magnolia sending [Assassins] after me and constantly interfering in my life? That also sounds like <em>my business<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A pause. The Dragon eyes me. And I feel a bit of trepidation as I realize who I\u2019ve snapped at this time. But his voice is just quiet and calm, without a hint of anger.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe will speak with you in due time. If you have questions, I would advise you to speak with her. I may render her the occasional assistance, but her affairs are her own. I will not divulge her secrets.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His eyes flick away, and I release the breath I didn\u2019t know I was holding in. Okay, somewhat kindly, yes. But\u2026still a Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>He looks back at the shimmering image in the air and I realize Erin and Octavia are still hovering in the air. It\u2019s\u2026well, it\u2019s a bit disturbing to think that he can just watch anyone he wants. Big brother\u2019s got nothing on a magical Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>But Erin\u2019s not going to the bathroom or doing anything else private. She\u2019s still in Octavia\u2019s shop, in one piece and not missing any limbs. I stare at my right hand. Hell, she\u2019s not even injured.<\/p>\n<p>She looks happy. I can\u2019t tell what\u2019s happened, but it seems like Octavia\u2019s counting out some gold coins and Erin\u2019s peering around and touching things. Damn it, did Octavia scam Erin out of a bunch of money? She\u2019s a fast-talker and Erin\u2019s not. If she\u2019s trying to con Erin I\u2019ll kick her stitched-up ass.<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch indicates the image.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will teleport you to your friend\u2014after erasing your memory of course.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? You\u2019re going to erase my memories?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The talking Dragon has my full and undivided attention. He scratches at the side of his head as he replies, nonchalantly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, of course. I can\u2019t have you remembering our encounter. Fear not; I am quite capable of erasing only certain memories. You will find yourself outside your friend\u2019s shop with vague memories of arriving there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That doesn\u2019t sound good. The free ride, maybe. But the rest? No.<\/p>\n<p>Think. I spread my hands out in supplication. I\u2019ve got to talk him out of this.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh mighty Teriarch\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I pause. Nah, I can\u2019t do that.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2014Look, don\u2019t erase my memory. I won\u2019t tell anyone what I\u2019ve seen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He raises one eyebrow at me. And yes, Dragons have eyebrows. It\u2019s more like a bony spur on their heads, but it works just as well for purposes of skepticism.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have heard that claim from countless lips. Each time it always ends with me raining fire and destruction upon the armies that come to slay me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He fixes me with a stare any basilisk would be proud of.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy should I trust <em>your<\/em> word now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBesides\u2014I <em>did<\/em> figure out who you were before this. If I wanted to expose your secret I would have already told someone. And how do you know I haven\u2019t left messages to myself in case you erase my memory?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Note to self: do that next time. At least Klbkch knows.<\/p>\n<p>But Teriarch doesn\u2019t seem impressed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn that case, I will simply have to control you with a spell and have you erase all of your records and kill all those you have told before you slit your own throat. How does that sound?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I fold my arms.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWon\u2019t work. Even if you could get me to erase all of my contingency plans, the faeries would just tell me again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Dragon pauses. He looks towards his cave entrance, almost uncertainly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey wouldn\u2019t do that. They don\u2019t choose sides.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut they <em>are<\/em> annoying.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And I\u2019d just bet they\u2019d love to do that \u2013 if it occurred to their tiny little minds to do it. But the argument seems to work. Teriarch frowns.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can simply cast a spell on you to force you never to divulge my secrets. Or to cease speaking altogether. Which I am considering at this moment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Aha. Don\u2019t push the Dragon too hard, Ryoka.<\/p>\n<p>Shut up, Ryoka. I just shrug at him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can do that. But that strikes me as an exceptionally crude and simple solution for a Dragon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He pauses.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow so?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, aren\u2019t you a Dragon? A famed creature of legend and myth with intelligence and wisdom far beyond that of even the greatest of mortals?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMm. True.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch smiles. Let\u2019s see. Dragons are conceited, prideful, and not a little bit susceptible to flattery. I go on.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy wouldn\u2019t you want everyone to know of your nature? I\u2019ve heard Dragons once advised philosopher-kings of old. Why not spread word of your identity far and wide?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He scowls.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat tends to lead to noisy adventurers with swords tromping around my cave. And armies, eventually. I think not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, what about a few people? Lady Magnolia clearly knows about you. Isn\u2019t it beneficial to have a few beings to talk to\u2014people who can help you out?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPerhaps\u2026but I am seldom in need of assistance.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI just delivered a letter for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSlowly, and at great cost. You had to come back for directions.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch <em>harrumphs<\/em> and the wind makes my hair ruffle. Smelling his breath is like sticking my head into a train engine and inhaling.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf it were addressed to any other person, I would have no issue in using magic to facilitate any communication I needed. Moreover, I can fly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He spreads his wings, and I eye the thick membrane connecting the wings. Interesting. They\u2019re definitely proportional to his body mass, but there must be some magic to them or else he\u2019s never getting off the ground with just his muscular strength. I shrug and glance towards the image of Erin and Octavia again.<\/p>\n<p>What are they doing now? Erin\u2019s tossing stuff in a\u2026pot? Yes, she\u2019s got a <em>pot<\/em> over a stove and she\u2019s pouring a potion into it, and a bunch of carrots. Octavia looks like she\u2019s swallowed her thumb. What <em>are<\/em> they doing?<\/p>\n<p>Focus on the annoyed Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUh, right. Well, even if that\u2019s the case, what if you have to send another letter to Az\u2019kerash? And my abilities aren\u2019t just limited to running. I did know several riddles which intrigued you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He grunts and shifts his position awkwardly on the stone floor.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou are hardly a font of endless knowledge. Or are you implying you know all the secrets of your world?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot all of them, but I know quite a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, really?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The skepticism in his voice makes me frown at him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have a good memory and I was considered to be an excellent student in my world. I know more about mathematics, biology, and the way my world works than almost anyone else my age.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s fairly accurate, although \u2018excellent student\u2019 is definitely stretching it. But Teriarch seems determined to be obstinate. He rolls his eyes to the ceiling and flicks out his tongue before he comes up with something.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, but Reinhart has acquired several children like you. They all hail from your world; what is to stop me from questioning them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This time I snort out loud. Teriarch looks more surprised than affronted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou think you can get any decent information out of a bunch of high schoolers? If they know a tenth of what I do, I\u2019ll eat Magnolia\u2019s maid.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There it is again. I see him smile!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou are prideful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShouldn\u2019t I be?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He grins at my challenging tone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPride is something which all thinking beings have. But it can be true or illusory. Is yours the kind that would shatter if put to the test?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He flicks one wing dismissively.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRegardless, your knowledge may be useful, but what use have I of it? I am no Elf or Gnome to be constantly intrigued by new discoveries and knowledge. I know the secrets of magic and the true nature of this world. I know the names of ancient secrets and treasures long buried. I command storms and flame. What do you have to offer that I don\u2019t already have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBreath mints?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Dragon\u2019s eyes bulge. I grin at him, wild and slightly-unhinged on my part. I can\u2019t help it. He\u2019s being competitive and I have to take him down a peg.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou may be a high and mighty Dragon, but I have seen things just as amazing as you are. Tell me, how fast can you fly? Can you break the barrier of sound? How high can you fly? Can you fly to the moon? Humans have done both these things; if we can do it, doesn\u2019t that make us better than you in some way?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m smirking a bit at him, but to my surprise, Teriarch\u2019s lips quirk and he gives me a smile of his own. It wipes mine clean off my face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have not flown to the moon, but I can break the air into pieces. And you are not the only species to reach such heights. Both Gnomes and Elves have walked upon the twin moons in the sky.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>What?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No way. But Teriarch is giving me another smug look. That\u2019s impossible, but then\u2014we did it, didn\u2019t we? If you had the right knowhow and spells\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I suppose that just means Humans, Elves, and Gnomes are all better than Dragons in some way, aren\u2019t we?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This time Teriarch\u2019s glare is accompanied by a wing flap. The gust of air makes me stumble. I regain my footing and see him smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy apologies. But I believe this discussion has run its course. I do not engage in pointless debate that serves no higher purpose.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCoward.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat was that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I eye Teriarch\u2019s teeth as he bares them ever so slightly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNothing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIndeed. And our\u2026argument arose from one point. You do not wish me to erase your memory. I wish to do so. And I am the one with the authority to decide.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s it, isn\u2019t it? I bite my lip, but I can\u2019t really argue with that. Instead, I sigh.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, you\u2019re right about that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch pauses as he draws himself up, towering over me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s it? No pleading? No begging?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot my thing. If you\u2019ve made up your mind to do it, I can\u2019t stop you. I just think it\u2019s a shame, that\u2019s all.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, all beings desire to know all they can. You will not lose much, Ryoka Griffin. Just a few moments.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He speaks a word, and I feel my bones humming. I stare up at him. He stares down at me, like some kind of ancient god. And because I can\u2019t ever let anyone have the last word, I speak.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNothing? Really? A few moments are worth more than that. A moment is enough time to die. A few can be\u2026everything. More than that. <em>\u2018A world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.\u2019<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I see a Dragon\u2019s eyes widen. Yes, I\u2019m not over it. He\u2019s still a Dragon. So I say that too. A bit of honesty before oblivion.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cToday I met a Dragon. You. And it was amazing. Indescribable. I\u2019m not a poet, and I can\u2019t find the words to even describe the magnitude of what I\u2019ve glimpsed. I just think it\u2019s a shame that I will forget something as timeless as that. In truth, I almost can\u2019t believe that any spell could wipe that kind of experience from my mind. So if you\u2019re going to do it, go ahead. But if you can really take away that moment from me without changing who I am, go ahead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stare up at him and wait, trying to memorize every detail of his face, every part of this moment. But Teriarch hesitates.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWere those your words, Human?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo. A poet wrote them. A Human poet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI see. But what you said about me\u2014do you truly find me that magnificent?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. Don\u2019t they have stories about Dragons in your world? They do in mine. You\u2014your people are one of the most iconic images in my world. When people think of fantasy\u2014of swords and sorcery and adventures, they think of Dragons.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Now two eyes are staring at me. I shudder. Why does it feel as though he can stare into my soul? Maybe it\u2019s the difference in age between us.<\/p>\n<p>But I\u2019m not lying. For once, I\u2019m telling the truth. Compliments and flattery are mixed in, yes, but this is the truth. I can remember reading of dragons as a girl. I can remember the awe of imagining one. And reality did not disappoint.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI grew up reading stories of dragons hoarding their gold, or fighting knights in battle. A dragon. Terrifying, yes, dangerous, yes, but for every Human in my world, when we dream of magic, we think of your kind.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally? Truly?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s as if he\u2019s hanging on my every word, suddenly. And I have a thought: maybe he\u2019s just as eager to know he matters as I am.<\/p>\n<p>I nod. My heart is pounding.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe know of you, even if all we know are stories. Remember that, Teriarch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For a second, I think he\u2019ll zap me anyways. But the Dragon doesn\u2019t. He closes his eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMyths. Legends. That is what my kind has become. But if I left your memories intact\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you do, I will tell no one else. I swear.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Another look. Longer, this time. Then Teriarch turns back to the image of Octavia and Erin floating by his head. I focus on it and realize something\u2019s happened. Both of them are running around and if I had audio, I\u2019m sure I\u2019d hear them screaming. A thick purple vapor pouring out of one pot seems to be the reason. Even as I watch, something melts through the pot as Octavia tosses a white potion into the pot and something explodes into a cloud of white powder.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNeutralizing potion. At least the [Alchemist] knows to take proper safety precautions. They should have mixed the carrots with a cold agent \u2013 even ice would have worked \u2013 before mixing in the Corusdeer horns. Of course, they would need a stronger coating. Flour, perhaps.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch mutters that as he somehow manipulates the image and sends it down closer to me. I stare at the pot.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you notice all that while we were talking?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course. We Dragons are quite capable of such feats. Compared to flying and breathing flame while casting a spell, this is trivial.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He smiles, and suddenly it seems like Teriarch is\u2026tired. I look up at him and feel as if he\u2019s suddenly ancient. Or acting ancient, rather.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will send you to your friend. With memory intact.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t believe it. <em>I <\/em>wouldn\u2019t have changed my mind with my weak arguments. But Teriarch just nods. He looks so old, now. Was it something I said?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will send you back. Do not move, and the process will be smooth. I will be certain of the altitude this time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He smiles. And something about him makes me a bit annoyed. First he\u2019s intimidating, and then he\u2019s tired. I want\u2014I have the urge to say something. Here I am in the center of a cave full of treasures.<\/p>\n<p>I turn around and stare at the thousands of things on display. A literal Dragon\u2019s hoard. And the Dragon himself, muttering in his deep voice high above me. I can\u2019t let it end like this. I should do something. I\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Inspiration, crazy, Erin-level inspiration hits me. I look back at Teriarch.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAhem. Before I go, can I uh, interest you in an offer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He cracks one eye open and frowns at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am concentrating. Teleportation spells are not easy even for me. <em>What <\/em>offer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>How would Erin pitch this? I try my best.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWould you\u2026consider donating one of your magical items to the uh, GRF?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe GRF?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Gnollish Relief Fund.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That sounds so <em>stupid.<\/em> It\u2019s perfect. Exactly the kind of thing Erin would say! Teriarch just gives me a blank look.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet me explain. I uh, happen to be trying to help out a Gnoll tribe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I try to explain as best I can the mess that Erin and I got ourselves into. Krshia\u2019s tribe, the Silverfang tribe, and how they lost all their spellbooks they were trying to bring to their all-important Gnoll summit. Teriarch nods as I finish.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am aware of Gnollish traditions. That is a fine one; of course, they used to meet only once every hundred years, and then every fifty years. Then it was twenty years, but I suppose the tribes need to stay connected in this day and age.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He sniffs; he doesn\u2019t like to alter tradition, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut what does this have to do with me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell\u2026you have a lot of magical items. Would you consider giving one to the Silverfang tribe? A spellbook, for instance?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He just stares at me. Yup. Definitely an Erin idea. But she could pitch it in a plausible way. Me\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy would I even consider something so\u2026ridiculous? Why would I ever give up my possessions for free?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, but it wouldn\u2019t be free.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGo on.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, go on, Ryoka. Tell him why it\u2019s not free*.<\/p>\n<p>*Shut up, me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, just consider the benefits. You would have a Gnoll tribe in your debt. It would be very clear that it\u2019s you \u2013 the great [Archmage] Teriarch \u2013 they owe their great gift to.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA single Gnoll tribe could do little for me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes\u2026but your name would be venerated among their tribe. You would have a little bit of immortality among them. A bit more, should I say? You would be a patron of their tribe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmm. Intriguing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch seems pleased by the idea of being honored. Then he frowns.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy a spellbook, though? I had no notion that the Gnolls were interested in magic as mages practice it. Their shamans use tribal magic quite well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell\u2026I think it\u2019s an experiment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Another frown.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAn experiment?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When I explain the longstanding grudge the Gnolls have over learning magic at Wistram, Teriarch really looks confused.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy wouldn\u2019t they be able to learn magic? The mages of Wistram are no fools\u2014at least, they were not two hundred years ago. Why would they expel the apprentice sent to them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stare at Teriarch. Did he just imply\u2026?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWait\u2014you\u2019re saying Gnolls <em>can<\/em> learn magic? But the mages didn\u2019t think it was possible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Dragon shakes his head in exasperation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course the Gnolls can learn magic. Some races are more adept, but they are hardly mindless Antinium or magic nulls. Why would Wistram not\u2026? That is very, very odd.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Oh wow. Another secret for Krshia. My heart beats faster.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, this is the Silverfang\u2019s great gift to the other tribes. So if you gave them spellbooks\u2014say, uh, fifty of them\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Fifty spellbooks?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch rears up. He stares at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>No.<\/em> Absolutely not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I spread my hands, a bit outraged. I look around his cavern and point to a bookshelf.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere! Aren\u2019t those all magical tomes? You\u2019ve got at least three bookcases in that one spot. Fifty spellbooks\u2014hell, even ten would be\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo. That is unthinkable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy <em>not?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause they are <em>mine.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch\u2019s tone is as flat as the glare he gives me. His tail snakes out and curls around the bookshelves I pointed to, as if he\u2019s afraid I might grab them and run off.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh come on. Don\u2019t be stingy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is mine. I will not just give away what I have collected for nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Great. The one thing all the stories had to get right was that Dragons are greedy and possessive as hell. I sigh and rake my hair.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen\u2014what if you copied a spellbook? Can you do that? With magic, I mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course I can copy a spellbook. I can write however many I wish. But the process requires expensive ingredients and time which I will not waste.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch shakes his head at me. But I\u2019m still going for it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOne spellbook, then. How about just one?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I think Krshia needs at least one\u2014probably ten. I could get another one if I used all the gold I just received, according to Ceria, but if I can get one\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have <em>many<\/em> spellbooks in my possession, some of which are indeed useful even to the most meager spellcasters. But I will not part with any of them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy not? You don\u2019t need them. And you clearly have more wealth than you need. Why not give them away?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause they are <em>mine.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The same response. Teriarch\u2019s eyes glitter. His head snakes down towards me and I shiver when he stares at me with his heliotrope eye. Avarice. Okay, so he\u2019s an old man who likes collecting things. Gotcha.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Gnolls need a spellbook, Teriarch. Don\u2019t you have a bunch of\u2014inferior copies you could part with?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>None<\/em> of the books in my collection are remotely inferior.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDamn. So they all have high-tier spells written in them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch looks confused.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHigh-tier\u2026? Oh, your little magical organizational system. No; on the contrary. Many of my books contain lower-class spells. But they are of a higher quality in terms of content and accessibility for those studying them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I only partly understand what he\u2019s saying. Teriarch notices my blank look and sighs.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI suppose Gnolls would know as little as you do. In truth, the Silverfang tribe\u2019s gift would be problematic in any case. If they truly bought over forty spellbooks, I imagine they would have proven quite redundant given the commonality of low-level spells. Moreover if they were cheap enough that a single spell could destroy them, they were probably personal references rather than a proper instructional tome.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If I had ears that could perk up like Mrsha\u2019s\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTomes? You mean there are different kinds of spellbooks?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch gives me an arch look as I try to look innocent. Play the idiot. Or maybe not the idiot, but the na\u00efve pupil. He does seem to enjoy talking.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf <em>course.<\/em> Have you truly not heard\u2026well, you are no mage. Not all spellbooks are simply repositories of spells. Some are written to teach magic to those who struggle. Let me show you an example.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He turns and bends down to the bookcase his tail was wrapped around. I can\u2019t tell how he reads the little letters as far away as his eyes are, but then a book floats out of the bookcase and flies at me.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s huge. I nearly flinch as a tome half as tall as I am and nearly as wide hovers before my face. It looks like the ancestor of all books, and the front is bound in red leather embossed with gold and what looks like melted gemstones that form words I can\u2019t read.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBehold. A first-edition tome of Rihal. Three hundred years old and in perfect condition.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow do you lift that thing? Were the people of Rihal giants?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHardly. It is a <em>magical<\/em> tome. It can be lifted by a child if need be.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>All at once the tome drops out of the air. I grab at it and overbalance as I find that the massive book weighs less than a pebble. It sits in my hand, as I gape at it. Teriarch grins, and the book floats back up.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is a <em>true<\/em> book of magic. It is a teaching device, not simply a list. Observe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He flips the book open, and I find myself staring at a page full of strange symbols that seem to move or\u2014or have more than two or three dimensions despite being written on the page.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like Ceria\u2019s spellbook, at least in that there\u2019s written magic there. But unlike her spells, these symbols look different. They cover the page, and I get the distinct sense they\u2019re connected. I flip through the pages, noting a certain continuity among the strange symbols.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re nothing I could translate to English or any language I know, but the little magic Ceria taught me means I can still read\u2026something. Is it a spell on the book? No. It\u2014it doesn\u2019t look like the spell Ceria showed me. Instead, the shimmering not-words of magic look almost like an\u2014<\/p>\n<p><em>Of course, fire is a primal construct. Of course. Why did I not understand that? If heat and cold are a duality, then fire represents heat just as ice would cold. Science would say that fire is complex, but to nature, fire is a simple thing. It devours.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And so, unlike the [Light] spell in order to cast a flame spell, I need to offer fire a source. Light is so ethereal that it can be shaped easily by magic; but fire requires fuel. So concentrate mana in one finger, and ignite it. Let your will be the spark and then feed it constantly, let it grow larger and larger\u2014<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Explanation.<\/p>\n<p>I blink. And then stare at the glowing flame dancing on my fingertip. I gasp, and it goes out in an instant. A wisp of smoke flies upwards and dissipates.<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch laughs. I look up at him, amazed and moved.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe book just <em>explained<\/em> to me how to cast\u2014I learned that spell in an instant!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I know how to cast that spell, now! No\u2014more than that! I know how fire magic works, at least at the most basic level. The spell I cast wasn\u2019t even a spell, just applied theory. If I used it in a real spell\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch looks smug as he regards my stupefaction.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe art of magical teaching has been lost to many. I suspect formalized schools of education such as those in Wistram and those nations that have lasted longer than a few centuries \u2013 Terandria for example \u2013 might have comparable methods. But this book was a crystallization of the Rihal Imperium\u2019s knowledge of six hundred years. This is merely a book the apprentices and novices would study, of course.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m only half-listening to him. It was magical. It was <em>magic. <\/em>And that was one spell. I\u2019d almost given up on ever learning magic like Ceria since it seemed to be so dependent on levels, but that\u2014that was like learning science, or math. It was logical. It made sense in its own way.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou learnt that spell fairly quickly. Some students take numerous tries before they can begin learning even the most simple of cantrips. But then, fire has always come easily to your kind, hasn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>An instructional spellbook. Not some mage\u2019s personal notes or collection of spells, but a primer to spellcasting*.<\/p>\n<p>*I want it. Can <em>I<\/em> take it and give the Gnolls something else? Or can I copy it with my iPhone\u2014damn, that\u2019s not going to work. I\u2019ve <em>got<\/em> to read this first. I\u2019ve got to have it. Somehow.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell. I\u2019d say that spellbook would be an excellent gift for the Silverfang tribe. Why not giv\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have told you once and now again: no.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I grit my teeth. I <em>need<\/em> that book.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWould you accept a trade? Knowledge for knowledge? Or something else?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou have nothing to offer me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The book floats back towards the bookshelf as Teriarch smiles again. He just wanted to show off his collection. But I\u2019ve got\u2014I reach into my pocket, reluctantly. Time to play a card.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWould you accept this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch blinks at my iPhone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat is that? A piece of metal? No\u2014there is some energy within it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I hit the power button on my iPhone and the screen lights up. Rather than recoil in surprise or gasp like I was hoping him to, Teriarch just stares at the iPhone and listens to my explanation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh. An information device. I have seen magical versions of this. They were always too small for me when the Gnomes made them, though.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, it\u2019s a one-of-a-kind\u2014it\u2019s damn rare since only people from my world have it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmm. But it has no magic in it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah. So? It\u2019s still rarer than your spellbook.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmf. Metal wrought. That is all your little thing is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>How can a Dragon be so intelligent and so dismissive all at once? It\u2019s the arrogance thing again. I keep my voice level.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt can do more than just light up. It plays music.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When I hit the \u2018shuffle\u2019 button on my iPhone and it begins playing music, Teriarch\u2019s eyes open wide. Not because of the ability to play music, as it transpires.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have never heard that song before.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My iPhone is playing \u2018Beethoven\u2019s 5 Secrets\u2019, a song I found on a Youtube channel I became addicted to a few years back. It\u2019s a remastered version containing elements of four movements from Beethoven\u2019s 5<sup>th<\/sup> Symphony. Not to go on too much, but it\u2019s a complex melody using instruments in ways even a Dragon wouldn\u2019t have heard before.<\/p>\n<p>I grin. Music is one of the few things my world will never lose at. Genius is genius no matter where it goes. I wonder what the faeries would think of this song.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you have more songs on this device?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThousands.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI see. Then it <em>is<\/em> useful. I believe I shall study it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWait. What?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Before I can react, Teriarch reaches out. His claw is insanely quick for something so big. It takes a chunk out of my iPhone. I shout in shock as the screen goes dark and the music cuts off abruptly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou <em>bastard! <\/em>Why the hell did you\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch ignores me. He taps the iPhone in my hands with his claw. Instantly, it\u2019s whole once more. Then the Dragon coughs.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAhem. [Repair].\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There it is again. I\u2019m damn sure now that he doesn\u2019t need to even say the spells out loud to use them. Does that mean it\u2019s not necessary or that Dragon magic works differently from every other species\u2019 magic?<\/p>\n<p>Right now I\u2019m still shocked. I touch my iPhone, and it powers up smoothly. Hell, it\u2019s still on the same song! But I realize Teriarch is still holding the piece he tore away. He tosses it up in the air and speaks another word.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c[Reconstruct].\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The piece of torn silicone and metal flies up into the air, and an iPhone falls down. Teriarch pauses it in the air right in front of me, and I stare at a second fully-functional iPhone 4 hovering in the air.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy, that took quite a bit more energy than I expected. But as you can see, an object not made of magic can be easily replicated. So it is not so valuable as you think.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The iPhone floats up and Teriarch inspects it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI shall have to use a Human form to investigate this. Ah, well, it may be worth the effort.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGive that back!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I shout at the Dragon, and for the first time jump up and try to snatch it from his claw. He moves out of the way, eying me curiously.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStop shouting, young Griffin. You have your device fully intact, do you not? I will take this copy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can\u2019t do that! That\u2019s theft! It\u2019s not legal!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy not? It cost you neither time nor your possession. I simply copied it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2014you\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He speaks over my splutters.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBesides, there is no law here against such things. I am in the right regardless.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Calm down, Ryoka. Ignore the desire to punch the D\u2014<\/p>\n<p>I kick Teriarch in the leg instead. Pivot, balance on one leg, side kick. I feel like I\u2019ve just hit a wall. The Dragon frowns at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStop that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I glare up at him. Okay, violence isn\u2019t going to work here. Instead, I go for a rationed response.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can\u2019t just take my iPhone and not give me something in return. That would be theft.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs I have just said, I stole nothing. You have what you came in with.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut you stole information! Ideas! Data! Intellectual property! Theft is still theft even if you use magic to restore what was taken. Or are Dragons above the morality of we inferior beings?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He frowns at me. But I can see I\u2019ve struck a nerve. He glances sideways, and then his tone grows smoother.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis little thing doesn\u2019t have <em>that<\/em> much data on it. Surely\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s got 32 <em>gigabytes<\/em> of data on it! You could store over a <em>hundred thousand books*<\/em> on it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>*Am I right? If you assume each book is\u2026screw it, I\u2019m right!<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch blinks at me. Then he stares at my iPhone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo many? But the Gnomes could only get\u2014ahem.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He coughs.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I admit this device <em>is<\/em> interesting. So perhaps I will pay you a few hundred coins for it. How does that sound.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stare at him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGive me that book and we\u2019ll call the debt even.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? But that is a Rihal\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou copied my iPhone. You took\u00a0 my possession first, so if you want to keep it, you\u2019ll give me the tome.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it\u2019s my tone of voice, but Teriarch gets mad. He looms over me, growling. His hot breath is like a blast furnace on my face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was <em>my<\/em> magic that recreated it, girl. Do not try to negotiate\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you a thief, \u2018oh great Dragon\u2019? Or are you a bully and a thug who steals from people who can\u2019t resist?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI never said\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m shaking. I point at the tome.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGive me that. Give me that and I\u2019ll make sure the Silverfang tribe honors your name, and you can have an iPhone worth more than half of your crumbling books put together. But refuse and I\u2019m walking out of here with two iPhones.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI do not suffer threats or extortion, brat. I could erase your memories, you know. Or blast you into <em>ash.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch opens his mouth and I see a hot glow from below. I try not to gulp as I meet his eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou could. But you and I would both know that you were a thief. Forever.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For two long minutes he and I lock eyes. I feel sweat running down my back and some stings my eyes, but I don\u2019t dare blink. Then he looks away.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He <em>chuckles. <\/em>All at once, the intensity of our confrontation fades away. I watch as the Dragon starts chuckling, and then laughs; a full-bodied sound that makes his scales ripple.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou really are an interesting Human. I can see why Reinhart is so fascinated by you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Slowly, I breathe out. And find myself sitting down. Teriarch sees that and chuckles harder.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAny more intensity and you might have wet yourself just like she did all that time ago. Or was that her maid? Ah, well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He keeps laughing. Me? I\u2019m trying not to revert back into a babbling mess. To steady myself, I stare back at the image of Erin and Octavia. Oh? Now they\u2019re trying to put out a fire. A black fire that seems to be shooting globs of molten fire around her shop. And now some potions have heated up and one\u2019s exploded. Good, good.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe arrogance and temerity of\u2014but that is why I find myself so\u2026how long has it been? Besides Reinhart, of course. But even she didn\u2019t dare\u2014except for that time\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s mumbling to himself again. I rouse myself and stare at him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That snaps him out of it. Teriarch stares at me for a long moment, and then sighs.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWould you accept ten thousand gold pieces? Twenty thousand?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Twenty th\u2014<\/em>no, wait, the Gnolls spent over fifty thousand, didn\u2019t they? I eye Teriarch. Hell, I might be able to bargain him up to that, but\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Nah, I want to read that spellbook.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe book, Teriarch. Take it or leave it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2014hrgh. Very well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch seems to waver, and then he makes a snap decision. He makes the book fly out of the bookshelf and then dumps it in my arms.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere. Take it. It is a deal. And I will keep this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He holds the iPhone in his claws like a prized possession. I grin, almost giddy. I did it!<\/p>\n<p>Then I have another thought.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow can I carry it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUse the bag.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch snaps at me as he delicately inspects the iPhone. He\u2019s sniffing it, and even licking it with the tip of his tongue. It only takes me a second to realize he means the bag he gave me with all the gold coins. I open it, and somehow it opens wide or the tome grows small, because it suddenly fits in the bag.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA bag of holding.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, of course. Did you think all those gold coins fit in there by chance?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIsn\u2019t that ex\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I bite my tongue just in time. Don\u2019t look a gift bag in the mouth, Ryoka. Unless it\u2019s to see whether I can fit inside it. Teriarch is too busy acquiring his latest possession anyways.<\/p>\n<p>Huh. It was amazing how he could create a second iPhone just like that. Wait. If he can do that, could he\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTeriarch, would you consider duplicating the iPhone? For my friend?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>What if we could call each other? Hell, if I could get more copies\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch pauses at my words. He stares down at me, and then turns his entire body. He brings his head down to eye-level and says one word.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>No.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It nearly blows my eardrums out of my head.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, as it turns out, Dragons might be willing to\u00a0 part with a fraction of their treasury\u2014very reluctantly\u2014but they hate the idea that their possessions can be copied. That was what Teriarch explained to me after my ears stopped ringing.<\/p>\n<p>Now it\u2019s time to go. Teriarch is eying the magic pouch I stored the spellbook in, and he seems grumpy. If I didn\u2019t know better I\u2019d say he was tired, but it might just be that he gave away his book. At least he\u2019s still teleporting me, anyways.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStand inside of the circle. There. Do not move.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He instructs me as he fixes his eyes on the image with Octavia and Erin in it. It looks like the fire is out, but the shop is still smoky and the two girls seem to be engaged in a shouting match. Before that they were lying on the ground, covered in sweat and panting.<\/p>\n<p>I hold still, although I want to move and whoop and shout for joy. I did it! I actually got\u2014there\u2019s so many things I want to say that I can barely contain myself.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a lot more I want to ask Teriarch as well. But he definitely looked ticked as he mutters about non-exact coordinates and not putting my corporeal form though a wall. Ew. I think of splinching from Harry Potter and still my nervous movements.<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch frowns at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe spell is nearly complete. I would warn you to gear yourself better, but you clearly have some ability to have survived this far. What happened to your fingers?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Only now does he notice? I glance at my right hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI lost them on the delivery.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Dragon goes still above me. He stares at my hand, mid-way through his spell. I shrug, trying to ignore the feeling in my stomach.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was my fault. I\u2014made a pact with the faeries. To save a life, I gave that up and a Gnoll tribe gave up their lives.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI see. I am sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch hesitates. He opens his massive maw a few times and closes his mouth, as if he wants to say something. His eyes flick left towards something, but he eventually remains silent. I half-grin.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know, I was prepared to give up my arm to save my friend, Erin. I didn\u2019t know what I\u2019d have to give up for your help.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Dragon shakes his head at me, utterly confused.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAn arm? What would I do with an arm?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know. I just thought\u2014the faeries always demanded a sacrifice for their help, a big one. It never occurred to me to just ask for help or\u2014trade.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teriarch snorts in derision, and waves one claw in front of his face. Why would a Dragon have such Human qualities? Maybe he learned it from observation? Or maybe\u2014Humans learned it from him?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou have been speaking too much with those pests. Their sense of duty and obligation\u2014indeed, their price for intervention is far different from yours or even mine. I would advise avoiding their help unless completely necessary.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>See, this is why I shouldn\u2019t go. I shift and stare up at Teriarch.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally? They\u2019re that different? I thought since you and they were immortals you\u2019d be the same.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Dragon goes for the bait. He snorts at me, and this time smoke makes me cough.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh. My apologies. But your comparison is as humorous as it is insulting. I am a Dragon, not a being of nature. We are both immortal, true, but our roles are vastly different, as our capabilities. I take it that you are aware the faeries are not from this plane of existence?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey travel between worlds, and so they have different perceptions. In some places, or so I am told, the will of the world and fate can conspire against interference and punish those who would dare such folly. In the same way, Gods guard their demesnes jealously. Even the fae would not tempt the wrath of such beings lightly. Hence, their rules are kept and enforced among their kind.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Oh. That makes a ton of sense. I try to give Teriarch my most engaged-student look. I\u2019m bad at it. I never paid a lot of attention in class if I knew the material, but if Teriarch were my lecturer, I\u2019d go to every class.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTheir superstitions and internal laws are meant to protect, but sometimes become redundant. In this world, for instance. The Gods are dead. They have more authority here, hence their control over the weather. But I suspect the fae dislike attachments and debt in any case, which is why they would refuse to help. Too, they love tradition, and would demand a gift for any great aid freely given.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Gift? Was that my fingers? Or\u2014no, that was an exchange. But could I get them a gift? An iPhone?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut that is enough of faeries. Stay away from them, or not, but take my gift to the Gnolls. Tell them it is\u2026for their future.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I look back at Teriarch. Suddenly he looks tired again. He touches the teleportation circle at my feet and the symbols glow bright.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI wish you the best of luck Ryoka Griffin, for the riddles as well as your device. It has been long since I have found this much enjoyment in mortal contact.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Oh. It\u2019s really over. I look up into those two magnificent eyes and feel a pang in my heart.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo I really have to go? So soon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am afraid so. I do not entertain mortal visitors for long. And this is too dangerous a place for casual visits in any case.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I blink. Teriarch smiles at me. He\u2019s right, of course, but even then, I disagree. I\u2019d risk any peril to come back just to look at him. But can I return? Do I have permission to return? Did I have only this one chance?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you think you\u2019ll need a Runner in the future? For another delivery, perhaps?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He laughs softly; the breeze ruffles my hair as he stares around his cavern, vast for me but barely adequate for him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI do not receive letters as you Humans do. If Reinhart has business with me, she will use mage spells. No; I am done with you. Rejoice, Ryoka Griffin. You have seen a Dragon and lived.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He smiles at me, exposing rows of teeth that make me wonder what could ever challenge his kind. Not armies, not tanks\u2014hell, a Tyrannosaurus Rex would roll over at the sight of those jaws. But he still looks far kinder than the mage I first met.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGo. And tell no one of what you have seen. Hmm. Perhaps you will. But I would like to believe\u2026yes, I would like to believe you can be trusted.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI swore I would not tell. You are only a\u2026mage I met, once. I keep my promises, Teriarch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPerhaps you do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He bows his head. And then he speaks a few last words as the light begins to shimmer around my feet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHuma\u2014Ryoka. Even if it was mere flattery, I was glad to hear that your people still tell tales of my kind.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I look him in the eye. Magic swirls around me. Do I have to go? I felt safe here. Safe and\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI meant every word.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One last smile. I have seen a Dragon smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFarewell, Ryoka Griffin. We will not meet again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No. But before I open my mouth, I\u2019m gone. The last thing I see is Teriarch\u2019s smile. And then\u2014<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Octavia hurled a potion bottle at Erin. It was empty and so Erin only dodged splintering glass. But the other girl was searching for more ammunition, and Erin had already dodged a chair and a set of scales.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cGet out!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry! I didn\u2019t know it would do that!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Erin danced and dodged as Octavia raised a log of firewood like a club. The stitch-girl was trying to hit Erin as they danced around the shop counter when they heard a sound like rushing wind.<\/p>\n<p>Both young women looked around just in time to see Ryoka appear two feet off the ground. The girl was frozen in place for a second until the swirling magic light around her vanished. Then Ryoka blinked, tried to take a step, smacked her head on the ceiling and fell to earth.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Fu\u2014<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She landed on the ground and crouched to distribute her weight. She did not fall over or stumble. Erin and Octavia looked impressed, before they remembered to gasp in shock.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Ryoka!?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow did you\u2014?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ryoka got up slowly. Her head was dizzy, and she felt vaguely like throwing up. She stared around the wrecked shop, with smoke clinging in the air and the smell of a thousand horrible things adding to the suffocating miasma. She stared at Erin, sheepish, wide-eyed, and Octavia, uncharacteristically upset. She nodded to herself and then pointed to the melted pot she\u2019d seen earlier. The liquid was still bubbling in the ruined metal..<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUh, try cooling down the carrots with something before you add in the Corusdeer horns. And use some flour as well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Both girls looked at each other, and then at Ryoka. Then Erin raised a hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat kind of flour?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wanderinginn.com\/2017\/07\/18\/2-38\/\">Previous Chapter<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/wanderinginn.com\/2017\/07\/25\/2-40\/\"><span style=\"float:right\">Next Chapter<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sit on the ground and laugh. Hysterically. 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